my mom: you do realize that one day you will have to pay for all your own things
me: yes but today is not that day
a slut in my class was talking out loud then this...
slut: omg my jaw hurts
quietest kid in class: then stop sucking dick
Call me crazy. We could both be insane..
iammaniac: It’s that poetic justice
My grandmom: Dude , you need to stop smoking in the car .
Me: Im not .
My grandmom: It smells like all weed ... And theres a stem right there , on the seat .
Me: *grabs stem* What stem?
My grandmom: -___- *walks away*
Me & my little cousin
Her: I love him.
Me: lmao Youre how old?
Her: 14, whats your point?
Me: Hes how old?
Me: How long ya been going out?
Her: 2 Weeks...
Me: Lmfao how long were yall talking for?
Her: A week.
Me: Oh my goodness , yes , that is true love lmao.